Latest Letters, Page 1

Dear Tyger,

Bitch please, go back to the jungle where tigers belong. No one likes you here except her, and your only using her. Your not pretty, your not funny, you can’t take a joke, your trashy, you dress like shit, your a whore, you hurt people for fun, your ignorant, your a loser, and you think you can accomplish something with your life. PS, just because your half doesnt mean the black people like you. Your not even tan.

Sincerely, Anonymous
 
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December 13th, 2011

Dear Cassidy,

This year I don’t know who you are. I honestly don’t have words for this. I am nothing to you anymore and I know its because your jealous. Because you see me laughing with them and not you. You don’t realize why by now? Last year I cried my eyes out because of HER, shes your best friend now, and now I’m replaced. You said it yourself. When she hurts you, don’t come to me. I don’t know you anymore.

Sincerely, Anonymous
 
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December 13th, 2011

Dear adinamaria05@yahoo.com,

tra la l laalla

Sincerely, Anonymous
 
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April 4th, 2011

Dear SPAMMERS,

stop spamming the internet ..

Sincerely, Anonymous
 
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March 7th, 2011

Dear New Testament,

Thanks for all the bullshit filled in your pages that have caused millions upon millions of people to be killed in name of God.

You Suck, Anonymous
 
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March 7th, 2011

Dear Movie Industry,

Just because you CAN fit 45 minutes of unskippable commercials on a blu-ray before a movie, doesn’t mean you should.

Seriously, this makes me laugh at you even harder when you release your bullshit piracy numbers.

People pirate your movies because it takes too long to watch them if they don’t.

Fix it, sleazy
 
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December 8th, 2010

Dear Spiders,

No one likes you! Although you do look awesome.

DIAF, sleazy
 
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December 7th, 2010

Dear Norman Bates,

You killed people on behalf of your dead mother.

Thank you for your glorious contributions to society.

Sincerely, sleazy
 
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November 20th, 2010

Dear NYC Cabby,

I hailed you on 54th and Broadway facing west.  You decided to take Broadway all the way to Port Authority and you got stuck in Times Square… where I complained and you told me to go fuck myself. Go FUCK YOURSELF.  Douche.

Sincerely, JohnPartial
 
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November 19th, 2010

Dear Dear NYC Cabby,

I hailed you on 54th and Broadway facing west.  You decided to take Broadway all the way to Port Authority and you got stuck in Times Square… where I complained and you told me to go fuck myself. Go FUCK YOURSELF.  Douche.

Sincerely, JohnPartial
 
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November 19th, 2010