Letters from sleazy

Just because you CAN fit 45 minutes of unskippable commercials on a blu-ray before a movie, doesn’t mean you should.

Seriously, this makes me laugh at you even harder when you release your bullshit piracy numbers.

People pirate your movies because it takes too long to watch them if they don’t.

No one likes you! Although you do look awesome.

You killed people on behalf of your dead mother.

Thank you for your glorious contributions to society.

WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMN IPHONE$@#!